👀 PROTECT YOUR SAUCE! BECAUSE THESE STREETS AIN'T SAFE!
Listen Bews... this the season of "delivered but where?" and "sorry we missed you" when you was HOME HOME! Them porch pirates working overtime and the post office playing games! We ain't trying to see y'all in the DMs like: 
"My package says delivered but..."
"Someone stole my elevation..."
"The mail carrier must be using my products..." 💫
💫 REAL TALK TEA:
• Porch pirates got holiday quotas
• Mail carriers got selective memory
• Tracking updates playing games
• Delivery folks need delivering
• Your neighbor looking suspicious
• Everyone want that BLACK SAUCE elevation
🔮 THE ASSIGNMENT:
Add that insurance because:
• We pack with pure love and intention
• But these streets got zero conscience
• Delivery services got zero accountability
• Porch pirates got zero shame
• And we got zero patience for missing package drama
P.S. Don't say we ain't warn you when your package start taking mysterious detours!